The scotch tape with the CD is the absolute TRUTH! I’m sure noone is gonna think twice about cypherin’ any gas from this…lmao.. the owner made SURE of that. I guess this is considered “keeping it real”. Pretty tacky stuff. Gives me an idea of what I can do with that lame azz Backstreet Boys anthology given to me last Christmas. Shut up, yeah I said it! Dayum this is straight up ghetto fabuloso!…
Where’s the shame?
Ugh.
Thank the gods it’s the weekend…woo-hoo!
I plan to rest up this weekend…indulge in some daddy-son-tammy time, eat alot of carbs…and then of course catch up on all the crap that has been piling up in my in-box.
I’m a big fan of David Letterman going way back to his NBC days which is why to publicly stun his studio audience with the confession that he has had sex with women who worked for him and exposing someone for attempting to extort millions was absolutly priceless.
Gasp.
And get this…the accused is an award winning producer from another CBS show 48 Hours Mystery.
Can somebody say Daaayyyummm!!
Well.
Ummm.
Yeah.
…..the mere thought of Letterman and sex is actually making me believe there’s hope for every dude to get a peice of ass.
Shudder.
Mmmhmmm, but it is hard to turn away even as it turns my stomach…kind of like when someone accidentally stumbles onto a Discovery Health Channel mystery freakish surgery episode and can’t break away.
Whew!
But on the nicer side, let me take this time to offer my sincere condolences to my fellow Chicagoans. I say condolences because if you were to judge from the looks on the faces of the many you would’ve thought that they had lost loved ones or something. My goodness people it’s the Olympic Games for crying out loud. It’s not like major league baseball just announced that the Cubbies were moving to Des Moines or something. Sheeesh, now that’ll be a nightmare. So c’mon and get a grip of yourselves. We had no real shot anyways. Not after 8 years of George Bush (yes I went there republicans) and South America never hosting any of the games before.
Since the bid came up short, you know there were those who took this shyat beyond serious reveling in the fact that millions of “real Average Americans” just missed out on a once-in-a-generation opportunity for job creation and economic development. I beg to differ. This was definitly a blessing in disguise for there would’ve been a good n’ plenty on the short end of the stick.
Oh by the way, there were major bucks given to the city through fundraisers and contributions for financial support. Now that the games were assigned to Rio, where is all that contribution money going? Maybe to help fund the deplorable inner city schools for books and after school programs? Yeah right, seems just too right.
In all actuality, someone is about to have some deeeeeep azz pockets and they’re surely not mine…only in Chicago man. Only in Chicago.
I ran across this rare interview of Michael Jackson where he’s introducing his infamous pet lamma Louie. What an interesting relationship. The stare into Louie’s eyes was pretty intense & uncomfortable to say the least.
Afterwards Michael reluctantly answers questions and appears incredibly shy. How do you make hit after hit, blow the stage to pieces with groundbreaking performances and yet be so introverted. To pick his psyche would’ve been such an experience for sure. Rest in Peace.
As for myself. I would love a new soft leather recliner with massage capabilities ($600) and a new Ipod surround sound docking station ($350). Total – $950. Dayum did I say a $500 limit? Well that’s cool, l really don’t mind paying the difference but that’s just me.
Question: If the gubb’ment’s payout in lieu of reparations was up to $500 in goods and/or services (no cash!), what would you ask for with your reparations and why? (This is just for fun so don’t get all philosophical and shyat.)….and please don’t call Jesse about this. I really don’t wanna hear his ass rhymin’ about nothing.
I wasn’t really trippin’ about it until I saw him CUT AROUND & IN FRONT OF THE RED TRUCK and smash on thru the line. That was something I thought I would never ever see in a billion years!!
I hope he know it’s really not that serious, yet he got the nerve to try and mean mug somebody for takin’ his freakin’ picture. Dude are you serious??? ROFLMAO!!!
Allow me to put these names in huge caps so even Stevie Wonder can read em’…ok maybe not but still….TERRENCE NICKS,KEITH NICKS,MAURICE DAILEY, & CAROLYN TOWNS. These disturbed, self absorbed, incompetent fuckers were actuallly diggin up bodies, dumping em’ like trash then reselling the damn plots. What kinda person would do such a thing? Not to mention this occured in a historically established African American Cemetary! They literally found Emit Till’s coffin dumped in a pile of trash! Emit Till man! Are you fuc-in’ kiddin’ me! I suggest they keep these dumb asses in isolation cause I’m pretty sure someone’s looking to dump a body or 4…if you know what i mean. Dayum people, when does the madness ends?
Frustration is an emotional response to circumstances where one is obstructed from arriving at a personal goal due to a circumstance.. Something similar to seeing a big ass gift under a tree labled “to you” but unable to open it until the 25th of December.
I suppose the more important the goal, the greater the frustration… so it’s probaly best that i sit my happy ass down and read a book until then…”be easy” I say. I’m too grown for this shyat!
What is all the fuss about this Susan Boyle character. Noone really cares that she never been kissed. Do you blame em’? Shit I thought she was a white dude in drag anyways. I mean, whenever I turn on the tube there she is. To top it all off, she’s actually a mediocre singer with skills equatable to that She Bangs, She Bangs dude. This is nothing more than mockery at its worst. People would do anything just to get some tube time even if it means reducing yourself to joke status. I guess reputation means nothing nowadays. It’s cool, go do you while the whole world laugh AT you not WITH 
This happens to be the most popular lap dog on the globe.
Lil’ Bo Obama has greatly made his little breed surely proud for now everyone and their momma is snatchin’ em’ up like Madonna snatchin’ up African kids.
Now can we get to the more serious matters at hand…
the war in Afghanistan…the screwed economy…the drug war in Mexico!! Damn dogs!
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