$500 baby…. Woo hoo! (What would you do?)

Ok..lets theoretically say Obama gave everyone $500 to blow immediately. No cash, just buy some stuff to stimulate the economy and get things movin’. What would you do with your $500 reparations gift card? Yeah, non-black readers, this means you too. Everybody gets an Official $500 Gubb’ment Reparations Card. We’re postracial, baby!…if you don’t know what that mean then look it up.

As for myself. I would love a new soft leather recliner with massage capabilities ($600) and a new Ipod surround sound docking station ($350). Total – $950. Dayum did I say a $500 limit? Well that’s cool, l really don’t mind paying the difference but that’s just me.

Question: If the gubb’ment’s payout in lieu of reparations was up to $500 in goods and/or services (no cash!), what would you ask for with your reparations and why? (This is just for fun so don’t get all philosophical and shyat.)….and please don’t call Jesse about this. I really don’t wanna hear his ass rhymin’ about nothing.

~ by sumptinew on July 12, 2009.