Introverted with a Lamma…Michael

I ran across this rare interview of Michael Jackson where he’s introducing his infamous pet lamma Louie. What an interesting relationship. The stare into Louie’s eyes was pretty intense & uncomfortable to say the least.

Afterwards Michael reluctantly answers questions and appears incredibly shy. How do you make hit after hit, blow the stage to pieces with groundbreaking performances and yet be so introverted. To pick his psyche would’ve been such an experience for sure. Rest in Peace.

$500 baby…. Woo hoo! (What would you do?)

Ok..lets theoretically say Obama gave everyone $500 to blow immediately. No cash, just buy some stuff to stimulate the economy and get things movin’. What would you do with your $500 reparations gift card? Yeah, non-black readers, this means you too. Everybody gets an Official $500 Gubb’ment Reparations Card. We’re postracial, baby!…if you don’t know what that mean then look it up.

As for myself. I would love a new soft leather recliner with massage capabilities ($600) and a new Ipod surround sound docking station ($350). Total – $950. Dayum did I say a $500 limit? Well that’s cool, l really don’t mind paying the difference but that’s just me.

Question: If the gubb’ment’s payout in lieu of reparations was up to $500 in goods and/or services (no cash!), what would you ask for with your reparations and why? (This is just for fun so don’t get all philosophical and shyat.)….and please don’t call Jesse about this. I really don’t wanna hear his ass rhymin’ about nothing.

What’s your point?

Okay, maybe that’s his only form of  transportation….that lil’ scooter thing. I mean, why else would he be in the rain, in a Burger King drive-thru on that?

I wasn’t really trippin’ about it until I saw him CUT AROUND & IN FRONT OF THE RED TRUCK and smash on thru the line. That was something I thought I would never ever see in a billion years!!

I hope he know it’s really not that serious, yet he got the nerve to try and mean mug somebody for takin’ his freakin’ picture. Dude are you serious??? ROFLMAO!!!

Shamelessly Criminal

Allow me to put these names in huge caps so even Stevie Wonder can read em’…ok maybe not but still….TERRENCE NICKS,KEITH NICKS,MAURICE DAILEY, & CAROLYN TOWNS. These disturbed, self absorbed, incompetent fuckers were actuallly diggin up bodies, dumping em’ like trash then reselling the damn plots. What kinda person would do such a thing? Not to mention this occured in a historically established African American Cemetary! They literally found Emit Till’s coffin dumped in a pile of trash! Emit Till man! Are you fuc-in’ kiddin’ me! I suggest they keep these dumb asses in isolation cause I’m pretty sure someone’s looking to dump a body or 4…if you know what i mean. Dayum people, when does the madness ends?

Happily Frustrated

Frustration is an emotional response to circumstances where one is obstructed from arriving at a personal goal due to a circumstance.. Something similar to seeing a big ass gift under a tree labled “to you” but unable to open it until the 25th of December.

I suppose the more important the goal, the greater the frustration… so it’s probaly best that i sit my happy ass down and read a book until then…”be easy” I say. I’m too grown for this shyat!

Who Really Cares!!!

What is all the fuss about this Susan Boyle character. Noone really cares that she never been kissed. Do you blame em’? Shit I thought she was a white dude in drag anyways. I mean, whenever I turn on the tube there she is. To top it all off, she’s actually a mediocre singer with skills equatable to that She Bangs, She Bangs dude. This is nothing more than mockery at its worst. People would do anything just to get some tube time even if it means reducing yourself to joke status. I guess reputation means nothing nowadays. It’s cool, go do you while the whole world laugh AT you not WITH

Introducing Bo Obama…

This happens to be the most popular lap dog on the globe.

Lil’ Bo Obama has greatly made his little breed surely proud for now everyone and their momma is snatchin’ em’ up like Madonna snatchin’ up African kids.

Now can we get to the more serious matters at hand…

the war in Afghanistan…the screwed economy…the drug war in Mexico!!  Damn dogs!

Arizona who?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you haven’t heard Obama is scheduled to speak at Arizona State graduation commencement in a few weeks but was boldly denied an honorary degree due to his “inexperience”.  This is boldly insulting and sends a clear message to the rest of us. How in the hell could Bush receive anything after screwing up EVERYTHING after 8 long years? There must be something really fishy going on with Arizona State’s administration. Maybe it’s because that’s old man McCain’s state as governor. I know one thing, it makes a brotha wanna holla!!…..  it’s unfortunate that a major institution would deny the most powerful man in the free world anything including a stank ass honorary degree. But then again, we are talking about boonfuck arizona. So for that you’re forgiven jackazz!

David’s Blazin’ Experience

Little David goes to the dentist and comes out high as a giraffe’s pus-y. This is how I felt with my first taste of some good cali weed…lol

You are not Alone

Whenever I turn on the tube there’s another report of downsized companies and major layoffs. With record numbers of people filing unemployment the question becomes one of serious uncertainty and concern.

How do people suppose to live while the price on everything from food to clothing continues to rise. With a sense of urgency and desperation folk are destined to do whatever it takes to survive. The key word here is survival.

Everything appears to work in a domino effect. Let’s see..losing your home to forclosure, car repossessed, family structure dismantled due to the inability to support or contribute…the inevibility leads to desperate measures. Bank robberies, suicides and theft has been on the major incline over the last several months and are expected to get even worse before the smoke clears…if ever.

More hi-tech prisons than institutions of higher learning have been built over the past 20 years with the specific intent to accomodate the desperate..
There’s two thing many have in common these days… living in a country with economic turbulence and a paycheck away from homelessness.

So what do you do?